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The perfect man is gentle
And never cruel or mean.
He has a perfect smile
And is always neat and clean.
The perfect man likes kids
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a caring father,
And good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking.
He will clean and vacuum, too.
He'll do what's in his power
To show his love for you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poems with your name.
He's a best friend to your mother
And will kiss away your pain.
He never makes you cry
Nor caused you hurt in any way.
To hell with this endless poem --
The perfect man is gay.
And never cruel or mean.
He has a perfect smile
And is always neat and clean.
The perfect man likes kids
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a caring father,
And good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking.
He will clean and vacuum, too.
He'll do what's in his power
To show his love for you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poems with your name.
He's a best friend to your mother
And will kiss away your pain.
He never makes you cry
Nor caused you hurt in any way.
To hell with this endless poem --
The perfect man is gay.
Why don't midgets wear tampons?
-They'll trip over the strings
How do you know when to beat up a midget?
-When he says your girlfriend's hair smells good.
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
-Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why is a bathroom called a “rest room?”
-Because when you pee you go, “AHHHHH!”
Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?''
Dad: ''Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.'
Mom: "I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are you watching television?"
Son: "It's okay, Mom! I haven't done my homework yet."
Police: Why did you steal his watch?
Thief: I didn't steal it, he gave it to me!
Police: When did he give it to you?
Thief: When I showed him the gun!
If someone ever says, “What are you staring at?”
Say “I don't know, give me a minute.”
Laugh -.-'
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